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Attention: Stop Letting Your Computer Slow You Down! Here’s How to Jump-Start Any Ordinary Computer Back into the Fast Lane…
"How To Easily Fix Your Slow Computer Problem in Just 12 Minutes Flat AND Make Your P.C. Run Like New Again…
…With No Technical Knowledge, Whatsoever!"
From: the Computer Workshop of Steve Ross
Scotland, United Kingdom
Thursday, 5:25pm
ear Super Frustrated Computer User,
Have you ever felt computer rage? Can you picture the last time you felt real anger, frustration or even hatred towards your PC because it’s always...so... painfully...slow?
Does Your Computer Ever:
• Take minutes just to switch on and start up when you need desperately to get something done?
• Unexpectedly freeze, right before you’ve managed to save that file you’ve been working on so hard?
• Run so slow for no reason that you have to turn it off and on again just to see if it will fix the problem?
Then this is the most important letter you’ll ever read.
Picture the scene...
You’re sat there in front of your computer, you’ve almost finished writing that long e-mail or the report due in at 9a.m. and your computer just crashes – for no reason -- whatsoever… Frantically…, you press the mouse button, desperately trying to make sure you’ve somehow saved the last hours work yet, you can only sit and watch the screen freeze in front of you. As that familiar sinking feeling creeps in - you realise you’re left with no other choice. You reach for the reset button…and start all over...again...
It’s an all too familiar story.
The truth is, computers become slow and bogged down in almost no time at all. Old, redundant and corrupt files build up quickly causing your P.C. to feel sluggish and slow and when left unchecked or unmanaged these files start causing damage to your computer causing crashes, system errors and serious computer slow-down just at times when you really need your computer the most.
Like most PC users you may have let this problem frustrate you beyond belief just hoping it’ll go away.
But – have you ever really considered how this is affecting you?
• Do you feel like you're wasting time waiting on your computer starting up?
• Can you imagine how much time you’re spending restarting your P.C. after crashes, freezes and errors?
• What about the time you’re losing redoing tasks over and over when you should be moving on to new, better and more productive things?
• How much anger and frustration do you feel when tasks that should take minutes take hours….or...sometimes even days?
• Have you considered what this excess stress is doing to your health?
• Do you ever take this anger out on other people around you?
• Have you even considered buying a new computer just to fix this frustrating, time wasting and costly problem – even though you know that in 6 months time you’ll find yourself in the same frustrating situation?
When you consider the points above, isn’t it essential that you solve this problem now, before you’re completely overwhelmed?
BUT -- Doesn’t having a completely hassle-free way of speeding up and fixing your slow computer sound too good to be true?
Well, it isn’t if you have the right tools. You see, nothing provides a better solution to your slow computer and P.C. problem than having your very own “private computer technician” on-call 24 hours per day, 7 days a week for 365 days of the year…forever! Now, imagine for just a moment that this is immediately possible;
How can you see this changing the way you use your computer?
You'll be able to;
Double the speed of your computer
ALL in just 12 minutes flat --
Consider how you’d feel if you could do all of this right now using your very own “secret weapon” – the one simple “point & click” solution to this frustrating, tiresome and costly problem.
Finding Out How to Speed Up and Fix Your Slow Computer Is The Hard Part.
Like most P.C. users you may have been thinking about this problem for a long time just hoping that it would go away but now it’s become unbearable and you need a solution.
But, buying a new computer isn’t a solution because a few months down the line you’ll be in the same situation. You need a simple and effective answer. A guaranteed solution that you can use over and over again any time you need it. A solution that doesn’t require any technical knowledge or specialist skills and can have your computer up and running -- like new, in less time than it takes you to make breakfast…announcing:
“ Slow Computer Help! The Fast, Effective Way to Speed Up Your Computer – With No Technical Knowledge Whatsoever!! ”
In less than 12 minutes flat you can almost double the speed of your P.C., eliminate slow start-up times, cut out computer crashes and completely erase the junk files which have been slowing you down... with no special education or computer experience whatsoever.
“15 Years of Computer Experience Will Solve Your Problem – (AND You Don’t Have to Learn A Thing!)”
“But how is that possible?” I hear you say…
Well, for starters I have developed this as a complete step-by-step system, like painting by numbers (except that it’s even easier!) that takes you by the hand and solves the problem in just a few simple steps – absolutely anyone can do it.
The full package includes:
1000s of people just like you use this system as a quick, easy and effective “point and click” solution to their slow P.C. problem knowing that it provides you with a simple way of enjoying using your new faster computer in less than 12 minutes flat.
“Now, No Matter How Old Your P.C. Is or If You Have Tried Old Methods In the Past, The Slow Computer Help System Can Work For You”
Maybe you work in an office and you’re fed up with your computer slowing you down and making you less productive – perhaps you’ve even lost a report or two due to some annoying computer crashes – no problem, “Slow Computer Help” can breathe a new lease of life into that old office computer and help ensure you work more productively, reduce office stress, get that promotion you’ve been after and you’ll never lose that crucial report again!
Perhaps you’re a student and you need your computer to reliably get you through your next important assignment without having the fear of losing that last draft again at 8:50am – 10 minutes before that 9a.m deadline? Easy! With “Slow Computer Help” you’re guaranteed to make that trusty old machine reliable enough again to help you pull through at the last minute (saving that student loan for something better than a boring new P.C. system). Get your assignments in on time, start earning the respect of your peers and lecturers and get that 1st you really deserve.
Are you a professional who works from home? Tired of struggling with your P.C. every morning when you desperately need to get that head start? Slow Computer Help will completely cut your computer start-up times down to seconds, rather than minutes (without the required repetition you’ve become so accustomed to every day) which means less time stuck in front of your computer working late into the night, and more time for fun, family and warm welcomes when your partner comes home from work.
Being hassled by the kids because “the computer’s too slow”? Feeling pressured into buying a completely new system worth $1000s of dollars because your P.C.’s no longer fast enough to keep up with your children? Put the check book and credit cards on hold, save your money – the Slow Computer Help system will have your old computer back up to scratch in no time – lasting that while longer before you need to think about buying expensive new hardware.
Ready to be slow P.C. free in less than 12 minutes? Then click here to get started enjoying your new, faster computer now.
“Which Of These Will You Appreciate The Most In Your New Computer?”
Faster performance - Reduced file clutter. You’ll quickly and easily get rid of all the junk files which have been slowing your computer to a halt. Windows runs noticeably faster when it has more working disk space so eliminating the excess files that windows leaves on your computer every time it runs a task means you’ll notice a smoother, faster P.C. in no time at all (AND you’ll find out the secret of keeping your computer running faster…forever!)
Quicker, faster -- Instant start-up times. If you’ve ever had the feeling that windows is starting slower and slower then you’re right! Every time you install a new program or application windows is running more and more tasks in the background. With a few mouse clicks you’ll be able to stop these annoying resource stealing programs in their tracks and prevent them from running when your computer starts-up. You’ll notice your computer start up in seconds – not minutes, allowing you to get started quickly and easily when you expect to and get more done in less time!
No restarts, No Errors! Get your P.C. to start on demand, when you want it to every single time. With “Slow Computer Help” you’ll remove all traces of those old files that your computer is still looking for when it starts. No more “false start-ups” or waiting around for your computer to restart, eliminating wasted stressful minutes.
Eliminate random computer crashes. You’ll stop your computer from crashing by removing nonsense files that confuse windows when you are trying to run your favourite programs. No more crashes before you’ve managed to save that important file or when you’re in the middle of an important task – you’ll never have to restart or repeat sthose tasks ever again…
Predict errors and crashes before they happen! I can’t give away too much about this feature because it’s just so powerful but, what I can say is the “Slow Computer Help” system gives you the ability to see into your computer's future – almost like having a crystal ball, you’ll be able to stop crashes and errors before they have the chance to creep up on you, allowing you to always stay one step ahead and prevent them from ever happening!
And That’s Just The Beginning… You’ll Also Have;
You’ll have a practically new computer on demand, anytime you want!
With “Slow Computer Help”, you’ll get all of these powerful benefits, tools and features -- it’s a guaranteed, quick and simple way of speeding up your computer instantly and effectively with very little effort on your part. You can even get started and speed up your computer right now.
Okay, So What’s The Cost For This Incredibly Powerful Package?
Well, as you realise that this package could easily sell for hundreds of dollars, you should also consider that if you were to ask an experienced computer technician, like myself, to perform just one full system check and tune-up you’d be charged in the region of $90-$130, and that’s not including any costs for virus or spyware removal software or even call out charges.
I used to charge $450 for 28 months warranty on P.C. systems which included one free system check, tune-up and virus / spyware removal job. So at a bare bones minimum you’re getting hundreds of dollars worth of value not to mention the hours of time you’ll save wrestling with your slow computer that you would have otherwise lost, never to get back.
(Let me also let you in on a little known secret fact -- on average, spending just one hour per week waiting on your computer starting up, restarting after crashes, freezes and errors -- costs you 52 hours per year. I don’t know what your hourly wage is but, that’s a whole working week of pay lost, never to get back! How much is that costing you?!)
Here’s the best part. I’m not going to charge you anywhere near that amount, or even my 12 month warranty amount. In fact, your total investment for all of the time saving, money saving, and just plain stress-free benefits of the Slow Computer Help System is just $39.97. The energy and time you’ll save will very easily pay you back, tens, possibly hundreds of times your small investment.
So what’s the catch? Why am I practically giving this system away?
Well, it’s really quite simple. Since you’re accessing this directly from the internet I have very little fulfilment costs. I don’t need to pay anyone to take orders over the phone (though, you are welcome to call me on 0141 416 5004, United Kingdom (+44) to assure you that I am a real person.) This way I can pass along my cost savings to you. So we both win.
*Free Exclusive Internet Only Bonus When You Act By Midnight
Bonus: As a special free bonus for acting immediately I’ll also give you a copy of a special e-book “Insider PC Secrets: Advanced Tips and Tricks for Making ANY Windows Computer EVEN Faster” (A $39.95 Value). This e-book is packed with powerful little-known tips for increasing the speed of your computer even further – Used together with the Slow Computer Help system the secret techniques in this book are so powerful that they will make your computer an additional 47% faster than when it came new out of the box!
With the complete Slow system and this unique bonus you have everything you need to easily double the speed of your computer right now. In fact it’s easily worth double your investment in the Slow Computer Help System alone! – But it’s yours free when you order by midnight ..
100% Risk-Free Guarantee:
Your success in using this powerful “point and click system” system is completely guaranteed. In fact, here is my 100%-Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee:
If you aren’t 100% satisfied – I don’t expect…or want…to keep your money. Simply send off a quick email to me and I’ll happily refund your money in full. But even if you decide the system isn’t for you – the free bonus gift is yours to keep regardless, as a “thank you” gift from me. That means you can’t lose no matter what!
Most people would say that this is more than a fair deal. Wouldn’t you agree?
That means you can try out the fully proven slow computer help system at my risk, while you see if it works for you. And if it doesn’t produce, I honestly want you to ask for your money back. And I’ll let you keep the free bonus gifts as my way of thanking you for giving the system a try.
There is absolutely no risk, whatsoever on your part. The burden to deliver is entirely on me. If you don’t see an increase in speed and reliability in your computer using the complete slow computer help system then I’m the loser, not you.
Look at it this way -- $39.97 is really a painless drop in the ocean compared to the stress and time you’re going to waste on your slow computer this year. That’s why…
You Really Can’t Afford Not To Invest In The Slow Computer Help System!
It’s easy to get started speeding up your computer right away. Just click and you can have immediate (and unlimited) access to the complete and proven Slow Computer Help System right on the spot. You just follow the steps, simply “point and click” on your own computer. No technical skill or specialist computer knowledge required whatsoever. It really is easier than painting by numbers.
Get ready to create a new, faster, crash-proof and error-free computer just by using this completely proven computer help system. Why not take 12 minutes now to speed up and experience your new, hassle-free powerful P.C?
Order Now!
Sincerely,
Steve Ross
P.S. Just think! You’ll never again suffer through the stress and frustration of having a slow, unreliable and unresponsive computer. Or having to pay big bucks for unnecessary hardware upgrades and expensive computer technicians. Now, you can have everything done for you, handed to you on a silver platter with your very own “private computer technician” on-call 24 hours per day, 7 days a week for 365 days of the year…forever! You simply point-and-click and you’re done in around 12 minutes –flat!
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